Post by Boy on Dec 31, 2005 15:42:15 GMT -5
1.The Best albums of the year will be released by Kay Hanley, Outkast, Damone, Pharrell, Dashboard, and Lauren Hill, Nelly Furtado
2. Tired of other natural disasters getting all of the medias attention 4 volcanoes erupt.
3. After Brokeback Mountain wins best picture, Sean Hannity live on TV declares that he can’t hide who he is anymore and kisses Alan Colmes.
4. Theo Epstein, despite rumors of returning to the Red Sox, becomes the president/GM of the Washington Nationals.
5. Manny Ramirez will call Theo to demand a trade from the Red Sox unaware that Theo is no longer the GM.
6. Patriots win the Super Bowl and along the way eliminate both Manning brothers from the Playoffs.
7. Bush’s ineptitude and the Democrats being bereft of ideas will cause the initial rumblings of a credible third party candidate entering the 08 presidential race.
8. Sammy Hager will replace David Lee Roth in his morning show timeslot.
9. The Blue Jays will win the AL East; the Sox will get the Wild Card
10. A-Rod will miss his first game in years after refusing to play when he can not find his lipstick
11. MTV will debut its new highly rated show: Pimp My Daughter.
12. The biggest selling debut albums of the year will be from second generation rappers Lil Eazy E and Cory Gunz
13. The Iraqi army will miraculously become combat ready when the 06 midterm election near; conveniently making it possible to declare victory and start bringing the troops home.
14. Apple will debut the IPod Diablo which will have a new feature that allows you to store the souls of the d**ned into you IPod.
15. JK Rowling will announce the name of the 7th and final Harry Potter book: Harry Potter and the Deflowering of Ginny
16. Jerry Remy wins designer of the year for his Remdawg clothing line.
17. Howie Day will become Suge Nights Biatch in prison
18. Bono, will single handedly cure aids, stop a tsunami, and save a kitten from a tree.
19. Walmart, not satisfied with its current market share will declare war on Target.
20. The hot new Fitness Book will be called Jesus Walks and So Should You
2. Tired of other natural disasters getting all of the medias attention 4 volcanoes erupt.
3. After Brokeback Mountain wins best picture, Sean Hannity live on TV declares that he can’t hide who he is anymore and kisses Alan Colmes.
4. Theo Epstein, despite rumors of returning to the Red Sox, becomes the president/GM of the Washington Nationals.
5. Manny Ramirez will call Theo to demand a trade from the Red Sox unaware that Theo is no longer the GM.
6. Patriots win the Super Bowl and along the way eliminate both Manning brothers from the Playoffs.
7. Bush’s ineptitude and the Democrats being bereft of ideas will cause the initial rumblings of a credible third party candidate entering the 08 presidential race.
8. Sammy Hager will replace David Lee Roth in his morning show timeslot.
9. The Blue Jays will win the AL East; the Sox will get the Wild Card
10. A-Rod will miss his first game in years after refusing to play when he can not find his lipstick
11. MTV will debut its new highly rated show: Pimp My Daughter.
12. The biggest selling debut albums of the year will be from second generation rappers Lil Eazy E and Cory Gunz
13. The Iraqi army will miraculously become combat ready when the 06 midterm election near; conveniently making it possible to declare victory and start bringing the troops home.
14. Apple will debut the IPod Diablo which will have a new feature that allows you to store the souls of the d**ned into you IPod.
15. JK Rowling will announce the name of the 7th and final Harry Potter book: Harry Potter and the Deflowering of Ginny
16. Jerry Remy wins designer of the year for his Remdawg clothing line.
17. Howie Day will become Suge Nights Biatch in prison
18. Bono, will single handedly cure aids, stop a tsunami, and save a kitten from a tree.
19. Walmart, not satisfied with its current market share will declare war on Target.
20. The hot new Fitness Book will be called Jesus Walks and So Should You
