Post by Alyson Caryl Heimer on Feb 3, 2006 17:14:40 GMT -5
If I should die, please give all of the money in my bank account to Boy Kokoros. Please give my school books to Simmons College for the library, my clothes to either my sister or, in the event she doesn't want them, to the Salvation Army. All my other worldly possessions should be given to my mother, except anything that the Simmons College Drama Club may find useful.
I would like to be cremated and my ashes spread all over the world. Any time that a member of my family or any of my friends travel, if they would be so kind as to bring some of my ashes with them and let them go in a beautiful place, I would appreciate it. I can not think of a better way to spend my death than scattered around the globe in the most beautiful places of the world.
If I am in a coma or other such state where I need machines to breathe or eat, and I have no brain activity, please wait one year for me to get better and if I do not, let me die naturally. If I arrive at a hospital and am not breathing, please use all means necessary to save my life.
In the event of my kitty cat's death while I am away, please cremate him and bury him in the garden next to the fish pond, he will like that.
If any of my friends or family members are thinking about dying, please don't until I get back. I would miss you and getting bad news in Kenya would be very depressing.
If anything bad happens while I am away, DO NOT TELL ME UNTIL I GET BACK. If my house burns down, if someone dies, if Santino wins Project Runway, if congress decides that Bush can run again, and so forth, do not tell me until I get back.
for all you nitpickers who think this is not me writing this, check the IP address, also, who else would know that my favorite fruit is honeydew, my favorite movie is a tie between Contact and Hero, and that when I was 4 I accidently went to kindergarten without underwear and walked the seven houses home to put some on, and no one noticed I was gone.
I would like to be cremated and my ashes spread all over the world. Any time that a member of my family or any of my friends travel, if they would be so kind as to bring some of my ashes with them and let them go in a beautiful place, I would appreciate it. I can not think of a better way to spend my death than scattered around the globe in the most beautiful places of the world.
If I am in a coma or other such state where I need machines to breathe or eat, and I have no brain activity, please wait one year for me to get better and if I do not, let me die naturally. If I arrive at a hospital and am not breathing, please use all means necessary to save my life.
In the event of my kitty cat's death while I am away, please cremate him and bury him in the garden next to the fish pond, he will like that.
If any of my friends or family members are thinking about dying, please don't until I get back. I would miss you and getting bad news in Kenya would be very depressing.
If anything bad happens while I am away, DO NOT TELL ME UNTIL I GET BACK. If my house burns down, if someone dies, if Santino wins Project Runway, if congress decides that Bush can run again, and so forth, do not tell me until I get back.
for all you nitpickers who think this is not me writing this, check the IP address, also, who else would know that my favorite fruit is honeydew, my favorite movie is a tie between Contact and Hero, and that when I was 4 I accidently went to kindergarten without underwear and walked the seven houses home to put some on, and no one noticed I was gone.